Horoscopes of the week
By Rosa Ostrom
Aries: March 21 – April 19
The sunshine should be encouraging your creative juices to flow. Grab some chalk, take to the Heart, and spread the love.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
While the quizzes in your Monday class are usually a piece of cake, next week’s will surprise you. Hit the books BEFORE checking out Marmon house — you won’t regret it.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
Walking barefoot may be a passion of many, but this week be sure to check that your tetanus shot is up to date before scampering back campus. Your soles will thank you.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
Have you been feeling lonely? Before you consider getting a pet, remember that they aren’t allowed in the dorms and summer is just around the corner. Befriend the campus groundhog instead.
Leo: July 23 – Aug. 22
Graduation is nearing, and you’re getting lucky. Although you may never see them again, let your hookup down lightly — karma’s a real b—-.
Virgo: Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
You must have been quite the good Samaritan last week, because great vibes are coming your way. Use this as your push to talk to that sweetie you’ve been eyeing in CGI.
Libra: Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Before you put three weeks of white laundry into the washer, stop and take a look around. Is that a black pen wedged into a pocket? Better deal with that in less you’re in mood for inky tie dye…
Scorpio: Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Aww, your girlfriend made you dinner. How cute! Just remember this next time she asks for a back rub — reciprocity is the best.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Your priorities are all out of wack! You need to step back and reassess. Try a new perspective and you just might learn something.
Capricorn: Dec. 22 – Jan.19
This semester is speeding by for you, and you can’t wait to get home. Just be sure to enjoy the time you do have left, so that when the seniors leave, you’ve gotten to say goodbye.
Aquarius: Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Now is a good time to let go of your caffeine addiction. Consider your annoying roommate the perfect motivation to get that homework done early.
Pisces: Feb. 19 – March 20
You’ve been doing an admirable job of hiding your addiction to ‘90s television. Just remember to clear the history before you let your boyfriend borrow your computer!
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