CHEERS to:

• The smell of tape.
• The football team, for proving to us that they are in fact intelligent and eager students. I look forward to hearing you participate in class.
• Members of the cross country team who participated in the Richmond Rotary Quiz Bowl. Go Quake!
• All the great performers at the coop open mic.
• The 24-hour Theatre Project.
• Drugs
• DC legalizing same-sex marriage.
• Private bathrooms.

SNEERS to:

• Chocolate, for being so tempting
• Getting sick two days after getting better.
• Showers in the U being really tan
• The tsunami warning that kept us from going dolphin- and whalewatching.
• Obstructionists in Congress
• Those who stole the pink flip video camera and $40 from the desk drawers of the girls in Barrett 301. That’s low.
• The weather being cold, but not cold enough to freeze the mud.