CHEERS to:

• The EC athletic teams, who have a higher accumulated GPA than the general student population GPA. That includes all EC teams, even football.
• Science, and all the miraculous things that it does.
• The football squad. At least they don’t rag on you for how smart and un-athletic you are!
• Bacon breakfast in Saga.
• Clear Creak Co-op for having local meat. Now I can stop being a forced vegetarian!

SNEERS to:

• When people bite string cheese instead of peeling it.
• The EH lobby printing computer always being in sleep mode and unresponsive, causing you to have to run back to your room and print another way.
• Those who steal food from the coop kitchen.
• Calling out the entire football team in the last edition. We get it. We are not as smart as you. And you also proved that judgmental Earlhamites are the reason that many choose not to speak in class, above and beyond us dumb football players. EC PRIDE!