Cheers & Sneers at The Earlham Word

Cheers & Sneers

CHEERS to:

Dad for sending me a backup hard drive a week before my computer crashed.
Drunk cross eyes.
Ross’ facial hair looking good.
Dorothy Parker.
The co-op reopening.
Getting ready to win triathlon.
Netflix movies so good you have to “lose” them.
Taking friends back home for Thanksgiving.
Eating deer and squirrel for Thanksgiving dinner.
Sexy prospies.
That free sex stuff on the table.
The neighbors giving up potent candy.
PAGS majors. Good luck for tomorrow! You all rock!
Jon Stewart for being so damn sexy.
Co-op hall.
Mandi and Emily for being the cutest couple ever, and to the awesome people living in the new Spanish House, Anita included (of course!).

SNEERS to:

Baby food in a grown-up-people fridge.
Having your computer crash a week before your senior project is due.
Overweight squirrels.
The field hockey team unnecessarily taking up three of the courts in the green gym.
International studies.
The “Know-what-I-mean?” guy in class. No, we do NOT know what you mean. Please, think BEFORE you speak.
The new printing system. What’s next? Telling us how many babies we are killing?
Being back from vacation for only weeks.
President Obama for sending 30,000 additional troops to Afghanistan.
The person who stole the marker off the bulletin board and drew a penis and wrote “fag” on my door sign.
People that use being f—ed up as an excuse for being an a–hole.
Hair on shower walls everywhere. Gross.
Drinking tequila with lime and salt. Be a man; drink it straight! ;)