Cheers & Sneers
CHEERS to:
- The wonderful weather. It’s a beautiful day today!
- The co-op’s soon-to-be new location! 710 E Main Street.
- WebDB: you can still use it… and I am a geek!
- Embarrassing music that you would not recognize you listen to. But you enjoy it.
- Completely misleading early semester reports.
- Liquor treating!
- Early morning breakfasts with friends.
- All Wellness courses that aren’t Walking for Fitness. We are so much cooler.
- Sexual Innuendos.
- Brendan Kim, you don’t get credit for the work, but you do get a cheer. Sorry, that’s as much as we can do!
- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for being of Jewish heritage.
- My housemate for killing the rogue yellowjacket in my room.
SNEERS to:
- Whoever tried to poison me with those seven Hershey’s Kisses in my mailbox … I am ready to find out who you are, thanks!
- Hickeys! You are not in high school anymore.
- Lady bugs!
- Faculty members that can’t speak: “get a picture took” and “did not wrote”… No comments necessary.
- Whoever stole stuff from International House. Give the stolen items back!
- People that complain about other people that talk about the weather and then go around and submit cheers about the weather.
- The co-op’s women bathroom, because it smells awful and it’s only the middle of October.
- Sneers to people who don’t wear shoes in academic buildings. This is not your dorm shower, you dirty hippie, get your grubby paws into some clogs and spare us the smell/spread of germs.
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