Cheers & Sneers at The Earlham Word

Cheers & Sneers

Cheer: noun, a shout of encouragement, approval, or congratulation.
Sneer: noun, a contemptuous or scornful remark.

CHEERS to:

Jolene!
Stephen Gordon
Ivonne — you are brave for sharing your opinion, being passionate, artistic, need I say beautiful? I love you.
Dogs! I love how you aggressively love me.
Sabrina and Kirk for leading a sweet and fun caving trip!!
Bollocks day, because we don’t spend enough time talking about ballls.
The cast and crew of ‘Stone Girls Dreaming’!!
Pizza, because it’s all I’ve eaten for two days straight! I’m ten!
Esther Martin for narrating funky clip art and just for being fun and awesome.
Farmer tans.
Butt-chins.
Clip art!
To all seniors. Congrats for graduating!
Zack Byam and Eileen Crowe.
The crabapple trees that smell like heaven.

SNEERS to:

Extra sticky double-sided tape that is being used to hang flyers. It is next to impossible to get off the residue from the unapproved posting surfaces being used — wooden doors, wooden benches and plexi-glass picture frames in Carpenter Hall.
Sunburns — serioulsy, guys, I was outside for like an hour!
Mary Lewellyn, come on Mary, she doesn’t love Valerie!
Attempting to change conferences without notifying any of the student athletes!
Ivonne. Let it go, and stop being a shrew.
People getting excited about 4/20. Weed is pretty fun, but shut up about it!
Not being able to donate blood just because of being homosexual.
Those who hog bike-rack space by leaving their bikes idle for days on end. You know who you are!

Got some? Send them to marties@earlham.edu and they will be published anonymously!