I kissed you at the farm during spin the bottle, and now whenever I see you I can’t stop thinking of the feel of your lips on mine.

In the 24-hour lab you told me to be quiet … such harsh words from such a sweet person.

Look, I just didn’t know you had dropped the class, so it made sense to ask you where it was going to be. I just wish you would talk to me.

We danced and you kissed my cheek. Now you don’t look at me. Can I get some more sugar?

You said it was nice to meet me, and called me baby, but you haven’t acted on it!

Halfway around the world but only two degrees of separation: I’ll miss working/hanging out with you next semester. Good luck.

From far away, you look like an old lady; up close, you’re SO SEXY.

I get it, you like weed. Just give me my beans; I don’t need a dialogue on your personal habits and preferences.

Your girlfriend’s hair is fake and mine is real. So are my orgasms.

Twice we stayed up late bickering, not flirting. What’s the deal? Get over yourself!

Oh, you! We kissed during spin the bottle at the farm and I would do it again in a heartbeat!

I watched your YouTube videos. I can’t get enough. Good luck with your sunburn. Transformers rock.